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Usually, I love using Trojan and its pretty much the only brand I use. But unless you want to feel  like you just rubbed Icy-Hot all over your crotch DO NOT use this! I mean come on, Icy-Hot's a pain when you put it on your back and it smells funky--why have that on your junk? I didn't like it when my brother put Icy-Hot in my ice-cream, I don't like it when Trojan puts it in my man's condom!
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Libations and Liquer

As long as we're talking about drinks, here's one I've been dying to try since suggested to me by my friend Patch, a couple of nights ago. The Redheaded Slut sounds like a kick in the pants and will probably lead to some unforgetable moments, as long as I don't black out.

<---Lindsey "Lol"han

Redheaded slut

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The redheaded slut is a cocktail made of Jaegermeister, peach-flavored schnapps, and cranberry juice.

The drink is popular at bars among college-aged adults, who enjoy the flirtatiousness of ordering drinks with sexually explicit names.

Preparation and variations

A redheaded slut is typically made as either a mixed drink or a shooter. As a mixed drink the ingredients are generally poured over ice in a small cocktail glass, then stirred. As a shooter, the ingredients are mixed with ice in a cocktail shaker then strained and poured into a shot glass.

A very common variation includes equal parts Jägermeister, Southern Comfort, Crown Royal, and cranberry-flavored vodka.

A relatively uncommon variation substitutes Chambord for the cranberry juice, and sometimes substitutes Canadian whisky and Southern Comfort for the schnapps and Jägermeister.

Another variation, referred to as the Lindsay Lohan, includes a splash of Coke.

Om Nom Nom

Ok, I don't know if someone before me has already made this up on a lil feeling. Its a delicious alcoholic beverage!


1 shot of Barenjager
1 cup of hot coco
1 chocolate gummy bear
a dash  of nutmeg
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mix it all up!
*WARNING* your bear will sink and die but taste yummy!
Exp. points: 25

Pos-T-Vac?

Yes, boys and girls its a vacuum specifically designed for your DICK!
I have just witnessed a commercial tonight and decided, hey wtf? why not see what this is about...
"Vacuum Therapy is a simple mechanical means of producing an erection suitable for sexual intercourse. It does not require medication, injections, or surgery and is effective in treating Erectile Dysfunction(ED) due to virtually every underlying cause. Pos-T-Vac is pleased to offer you and your partner a safe, effective and affordable treatment for this frustrating problem (ED). A solution in seconds not hours."-http://postvac.com
Now, why can't you stick your dick in your daily vacuum for your at fast needs? Well one, it might be kind of disgusting with what else got sucked up in there, but then again your dick might just be ripped off...